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How to Rank #1 on Google for Logo Design By Matt Cutts

Hey hey! If you want to rank #1 for Logo Design on Google then all you need to do, urm, as stated by Matt Cutts, is to link out, urm, to porn sites and you'll rank #1 for Logo Design.

So there we have it straight from the horses mouth: some targeted SEO advice if you are looking to rank #1 for Logo Design. All you have to do is, urm, link to porn sites and you'll rank for #1 on Logo Design in Google.

You can also practice some keyword stuffing for Logo Design as well to, urm, help you rank for #1 for Logo Design… on, urm, Google.

You might also be therefore wondering where my links to porn sites are? So, urm, more useful advice is to hide these porn links by colouring, urm, the text white. That's also really useful advice to, urm, rank #1 for Logo Design.

Please email if you want my list of porn site URL's so you too can rank, urm, #1 on Google for Logo Design. Or try this for fun: try and find them on my website.

Disclaimer

Obviously you can't rank #1 for Logo Design as I'll be ranking #1 for Logo Design, but you can try for #2.



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