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my twitter: DJCyberDragon

got 2 jokes for ya :D

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,

his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.



The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,

I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..'

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A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

must. have. one.

I'm at @bullfrogmedia.

A guy walks into a store and says he's going to rob it.

Robber: Give me all your money or you're geography!

Store Clerk: You mean, history.

Robber: Don't change the subject!

Ack. I meant to confirm...already following you on all three plus now facebook =)

Me me me I want one more book for my arsenal

Add us to your list please and thanks!

twitter id: @delboydare

Really bad designer joke coming up. :)

What is the type designer’s favorite breakfast?

Kern flakes!

@compoundj

Your wife is so jealous, when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on your jacket she yelled, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

@godrops is now following you

"You're Nuttier than Squirrel Poo!"

twitter id: @sannsaan
I confirm! this will be a great reference

joke:
What type of diabetes is a graphic designer most likely to get diagnosed with?
Type 1

What kind of relationships do graphic designers prefer?
The open type

cheers XD

I would used this Chuck Norris fact:

Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you!!! XD

@Skenns would like totally love one of those like Font Book thingies...if you'd like...love to give him one...he may even like quit speaking like a 15 y.o. girl.

Just followed FF, fb, and RSS.

As for my joke:
Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip. After setting up the tent and having a good meal, they lay down for the night. A few hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you deduce."

Watson pondered for a moment and replied, "I see millions and millions of stars...Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."

Would be great to stop borrowing someone else's copy of the BYFB....

Completed task assignments FF/Twttr/RSS(!!)

Oh, and How do you make a witch itch? -- take away her W

Thanks... @Sparting

@sigurarm

Already following on twitter.

I never win anything probably because I almost never try. But since the jokes here are great I filled in everything required and repay with one joke. So here it goes (may include vulgar language – you have been warned) :

THE COMPLETE SHIT LITERATURE

THE GHOST SHIT The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

THE CLEAN SHIT The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

THE WET SHIT You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

THE SECOND WAVE SHIT This shit happenes when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE SHIT Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and > practically have a stroke.

THE CORN SHIT No explanation necessary.

THE LINCOLN LOG SHIT The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

THE NORORIUS DRINKER SHIT The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking.

It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the > toilet bowl after you flush.

THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD SHIT" SHIT- The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

THE WET CHEEKS SHIT Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

THE LIQUID SHIT That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt,

splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, > chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

THE MEXICAN FOOD SHIT A class all its own.

THE CROWD PLEASER This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to

show it to someone before flushing.

THE MOOD ENHANCER This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby > allowing you to be your old self again.

THE RITUAL This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with > the aid of a newspaper.

THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS SHIT A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. >

THE AFTERSHOCK SHIT This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity > within the next 7 hours is affected.

THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" SHIT This is any shit created in the presence of another person. > >

THE GROANER A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. > >

THE FLOATER Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to > resurface after many flushings.

THE RANGER A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in

a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to > push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

THE PHANTOM SHIT This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to > putting it there.

THE PEEK-A-BOO SHIT Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. > Requires patience and muscle control.

THE BOMBSHELL A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you > are nowhere near shitting facilities.

THE SNAKE CHARMER A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

THE OLYMPIC SHIT This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.

THE BACK-TO-NATURE SHIT This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the

woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN SHIT An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from

God when you actually CAN'T shit.

PREMEDITATED SHIT Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

SHITZOPHERENIA Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

ENERGIZER vs DURACELL SHIT Also known as a "Still Going" shit.

THE POWER DUMP SHIT The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when > you're done.

THE LIQUID PLUMBER SHIT This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)

THE SPINAL TAP SHIT The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" SHIT Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

THE PORRIDGE SHIT The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two chooces: (a) flush and keep gong, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. >

THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" SHIT When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" SHIT When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" SHIT Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air.

THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURN STILL DANGLING THERE" SHIT Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.

Righto, hope this one hasn't already been told :)

What's the difference between a golfer and a sky diver?

A golfer goes *Whap*, "Damn!" but a sky diver goes "Damn!", *Whap*

hehe... Ok, I tried. My twitter is @itsananderson

A font walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve your type here,” and calls the serif.

http://www.twitter.com/kristenbyers

Hi Graham, got you on all three :)

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

Twitter ID: @traceygr

That book would be super-handy for my design works.

Anyway, two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Yes, I know. Lame. I'm new to this "humour" thing...

www.twitter.com/kazo

twitter id: @Nessa_Jayne

following you on friend feed and RSS added you to facebook, Vanessa Parnell.

Let's see....joke joke joke....

Why were the italic fonts removed from the book design?

They were just too oblique.

Har har har!

Twitter ID: @CBishopDesigns

I already follow your feeds (google reader via my bishop1073 google account) as well as twitter / Friendfeed.

So the joke. This is not so much of a joke as it is a "Kids say the funniest things"

My kids and I were on our way into the city and it was the first hot day of the summer. the sun was beating down on my youngest (2 1/2 years old) She yelled at the top of her lungs

"Turn the cold weather back on!!!"

I want one, gimme! check, FFeed, Twitter + RSS Feed.

@ gottagettawooky
for chuckles, what blue and white and swings from trees?



…a fridge in a denim jacket. i

i'm here all week, taste the chicken - it's fine

I confirm!

twitter.com/nportercreative

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Confirming.. followed you my twitter is @watevertnks

"If a plug would not fit, would you socket?"

Signed up for FF, twitter & rss
@navinparray

My lesbian neighbours bought me a Rolex?!?...
I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a house red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

And yes, i'm in twitter+friendfeed+rss :D

@WilhelmR

I already follow you in Twitter (@knoxvillemedia)

A and B were knowing each other. B starts to getting close to A. Unfornately, A cutted B 'cause he couldn't stand the kerning.
Lawsy joke, just made it up.

I've already been following you on Twitter (@grrlfriend) and just signed up for FriendFeed and your RSS feed (Newsgator)

This is an old joke but I still like it and because it is one that I can still remember!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 8 9...

a clever one!

Already following. @jeffswalker

I dEspAraTly NEed HELp heLp WITH mY uSe of TyPe. senD bo0k quICk.

I've followed you on Facebook just today, I've subscribed on FriendFeed, Google Feed Reader and your Twitter follower already ;)

My twitter ID: @graphicidentity

Here comes the joke:
"When we get a woman President, will her husband be the First Man?"
:D ~

already following from the last give away
@msheedy

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished."

Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Golly, it worked!"

Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"

Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"

Hello, joined friend feed just today :) My twitter id is @nymphont.

And my joke is terrible bathroom humor at an elementary-school level...

Q. What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

A. They both orbit Uranus in search of Klingons.

Tee hee. Sorry. Couldn't resist that one!

Extremely Interesting book! deserves unleashing my long awaited extremely hilarious and humbly awesome secret dark joke:

Why does aliens like human web? because it speaks their language.

Twitter @Haerviu

Yay for FontShop and typefaces in general!

twitter ID: misterpoppet

is it groovy that I'm following your RSS via Mail? I've never been one for using an RSS reader.

Joke:
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chickasaw, a Pottowottomie, and a Paiute?
A: A chickie-pot-pie

I'd love a yellow book. twitter is @jensoto81 and I'm stalking you everywhere else too.

Now for the joke:
A guy is sitting in a bar when a pirate walks in and sits down right next to him. The pirate has everything, a peg leg, a eye patch and a hook for one had.

The guy asks the pirate. "do you mind if i ask how you got the peg leg"? The pirate says no i don't mind, a shark bit it off when my ship went down."

The guy then asks "how did you get the hook for a hand?" The pirate says "oh it got cut off in a battle"

then the guy says "okay last question and then i'll leave you alone. How did you get the hook." The pirate says "It was the first day i had the hook and a seagull crapped in my eye."



so that's my joke.

My Twitter ID is @MadysonDesigns. And yes, I'm already following you. Everywhere. Like a stalker even.

I heard a good joke while in Ireland:

An Irishman walks out of a pub.





Hey, it might happen.

You could also sub Irishman with Englishman :)

Twiiter = martinmt

Been following you on google reader

why are blonde jokes so short ?, because men need to understand them to find them funny : )

@r27

Nine letter word, definition of constipation, starts with "n" and ends in "n"


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NNNNNNNNN !!!!

Twitter/FriendFeed/RSS All Done!

On Twitter I am @LBOI

Thanks for offering this lovely giveaway in a manner that is totally fun and awesome!


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was?
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God! ."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

And ofcourse I did step 1 - 5 forgot point 4 so here you go! (I don’t think you said anything about the order ;)

@TweetBrunoBruno

I mean seriously, you might as well used bullet points right.

This is way better than the yellow pages!

Give one to @TweetBrunoBruno, and he’ll love you forever.

No way man, did you believe that, that was just a joke! Who cares! I don’t really want one, you can throw it from a building and I would still not catch it …

I am already following #1 from your last contest

@analoghotel

What's blue and taps on glass?

..
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a baby in a fish tank

ok signed up for friendfeed and added you to the other 3 - I am terrierpines on twitter - a skeleton walks into a bar and says, "get me a beer and a mop".

ok signed up for friendfeed and added you to the other 3 - I am terrierpines on twitter

ok, so i even made a friendfeed account to do this... all up and running

the joke:
- Mom, is it true that people in our family die suddenly?

- ...

- Mom?


@ana_asch

I have followed religiously step 1, my twitter id is @cjcarbonell I really want this book.
For your amusement, here it is:

"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."

twitter.com/snowpilot
friendfeed.com/markjohnson2
RSS feed added via Google Reader

I did it woohoo!

Joke:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

twitter.com/kinaton
Friendfeed/kinaton
RSS Feed added via outlook.

I confirm I have followed the points in #1 to the letter.

Joke:

A blonde crashes her car. The doctor on scene thinks she has concussion. he say "how many fingers am I holding up".. she replies "oh my god my pu^^y is numb".

twitter: @pqrdesigns
subscribed

Joke: "print is dead"...now that's a joke :-)

Twitter: @thecolorfreak
Friendfeed: http://friendfeed.com/colorfreak
RSS: Google Reader

Here is a web designer joke: http://www.thisblogrules.com/2009/06/web-design...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRNnRJny9j4

@JonnyHayward

Twitter: LLLukeWilliams

Q: What's the best thing about doing 28 year olds?

A: There's 20 of them! :D

What did Kermit the frog say after Jim Henson died?
Ans: Nothing

@paulfriesen

OK, so basically this post is just a sponsored PR stunt. Sweet.

If you mean sponsored by 'Fontshop' then no. All my giveaways are self funded. So any PR is in effect advertising and marketing that I have self-funded.

Twitter: @Caria
Friendfeed: http://friendfeed.com/rebeccabryant
RSS: subscribed by email :)

Joke:
How many web designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the structure, one to update the style, and one to blog about the inadequate bulb support offered by today’s socket manufacturers.

Twitter ID: elving

am following twitter, friendfeed and RSS Feed. Now gimme!!!!

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

Gimme!!

Um...A carrot had an real bad auto accident and the doctor told the family that there was good news and bad news...the good news was that the carrot would live...the bad news was that he would remain a vegetable for the rest of his life.

http://twitter.com/juanestey

following twitter and friendfeed and already follow RSS via newsfire.

twitter: @antisyphus

ok, I can't believe someone used the fish joke i was going to use, but here we go.

a guy going through a bitter and drawn out divorce is walking along a beach and comes across a magic lamp. he rubs it three times and a genie appears.

the genie says he will grant the man any 3 wishes that he desires, but there is a catch. whatever the man wishes for, his wife will get double.

the man ponders his wishes for a few minutes and then says ok, my first wish is to have $100 million. the genie grants his wish but then says his soon to be ex-wife has been granted $200 million.

The man says ok, my second wish is to live on a private island in the caribbean. the genie grants his wish and the man is now standing on perfect white sand on the island of his dreams. the genie reminds the man, that his wife has also been granted 2 private islands in the caribbean.

after pondering his third and final wish for quite some time the man finally comes to a decision...


I would like you to beat me half to death.

Twitter id: @Jbeckha2

Followed #1 to the letter.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

twitter following - done
friendfeeding - done
RSS subscribed - done

joke?
A muffin tin is in the oven . . . baking. As muffins are wont to do when in ovens. One partially baked muffin turns to the muffin beside him (sort of just rotates within the tin, from what I gather) and says, "Damn. It's hot in here." The second muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

@ajandamonkey

@sonaliagrawal

Oh man..I am so in for this giveaway that my hairs have started falling down in the form of alphabets...... ;-)

@mjrivera

Minimalist Comment.

Gief book, Graham! :)
@dotmariusz. Everywhere. ;)

Count me in! I’ve been trying to get my paws on one of those for a while now…

@jbriggsdesign

Count me in! I've been trying to get my paws on one of those for a while now...

YES I'm following you on Twitter - http://twitter.com/hairyegg @hairyegg. YES I'm subscribed to your FriendFeed. YES I'm subscribed via RSS, although there's no way of you proving that.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? The poo monster.

P.S.: 'formatting help' link doesn't work.

1) TwitterID: dersven

Q: What's the difference between Apple and the Boy Scouts?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

I'm guessing I can't post a picture using html. So go here for my joke: http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/a1...

Aaah, so many comments already! My chances are decreasing rapidly!

1) Pretty sure I'm following all three. I'd like to be (in general, as well as to be a contender for this comp), so if I'm not, let me know.

2) I'll pass. I use twitter the most, anyway.

3) I'm following you - I'm xxkonstantine =)

4) Should be!

5)

Twitter - @4_D

Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says....

"How do you drive this damned thing?"

Twitter: CharlesValerio

I have followed the points in #1 to the letter like you said.

So I have some Chuck Norris Facts instead of a joke.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
- When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die.
- Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
- Chuck Norris had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw.

Big Yellow Book for me please?

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn

http://twitter.com/arthet

Big Yellow Book for me please! Added Friendfeed and Facebook already following on Twitter and RSS.

Here is your joke......Comic Sans!

@ADesignInMind

@andreestaonline

Why do type designers always remove the petals from flowers?


They just like to look at the stems.

cheers...........andré

Hmm. Thought I'd already signed up for the book but I can't find my submission. Anyway, my twitter id is maastrix.

Sorry to say I don't know any english jokes but I'm having fun reading the rest above :)

already subscribed and wot not, nice book!

Twitter Id: @designshard

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted.

Umm can i plz have the font book??!!!
@smartsdesigns

.:JOKE:.
How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

My twitter ID iwantbadlytheprize.
It is my joke.
My real twitterid is pablolarah.
I am following before all the prizes.
And this is not a joke.

@caudill

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A man was forbidden by his wife to ever eat beans, his favorite food, ever again because the flatulence he would produce after doing so.

One day, the man was riding home from work and had a tremendous craving for his favorite food - beans. Although he knew his wife had forbidden him to eat beans, he thought he could destroy the evidence before he got home. So, he stops at his favorite restaurant to eat five large helpings of beans at his favorite restaurant.

On the drive home, he ripped as many as he could do destroy the evidence, but could not work up enough. He arrived home and his wife immediately met him at the door. His stomach could barely handle the pressure. His wife acted giddiy as though she had a surprise, and blind folded him to escort him to his chair. The phone rang in the other room and she went to go get it after seating him. He could not bare it and ripped the loudest, most foul sounding bean, produced farts he ever had.

The smell cleared the air and his wife returned. She took off the blindfold to surprise him with all of his friends sitting around the table.

@markcastillo

followed the points in #1 to the letter

sarah palin walks into the crowd and
http://imgur.com/Ok67q.jpg

Following on FF and Twitter and already subscribe to your feed. @ideologyNZ

Comic Sans and Palatino walk into a bar. Barman says "We don't serve your type here.".

Here I am

my twitter ID is webbografico

my joke is:

A man goes to the doctor and tell him he's got an incredible diarrhea... the doctor so say "Have you tried with lemon?"... the man answer "Yes, but when take the lemon out the diarrhea starts again!!!" (it's a traslated joke so I don't know if sounds ilarious in english...)

@BrianPurkiss
:-)

Joke...
uh...
I am not really good at jokes...
"Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked."
;-)

Pfffft...

Looking forward to finding out more about friendfeed. Count me in!

@elyxandra

What did the zombie take with him on the airplane?
Carrion (Carry On...)

Wow, that looks awesome. I just found your site today, but I'm now following you on RSS via Google, and on Friendfeed!

My twitter ID is: QuixyStix.

So, a guy has been out of work for quite some time when he's reading through the classifieds, and sees a position at the zoo is open.

It doesn't list the position, but he goes in to apply anyway, and gets an interview. During his interview, they mention the pay and the benefits, but never the actual job. So he asks the interviewer what job he would doing if he got the position.

The interviewer proceeds to tell him about the fact that the zoo's main attraction, a large gorilla had recently died. They didn't have the funds to import a new animal, so until they did, they were hiring someone to dress up as a gorilla for the day to keep visitors coming.

The man, though taken aback, takes the job out of sheer desperation, and to his own surprise, actually enjoys it. He monkeys around all day, making faces and swinging just barely over wall of the lion cage next door.

One day, as he swings over the wall, his rope snaps. Disoriented, he looks up to find the lion stalking towards him. He thinks, "Screw this job" and starts screaming at the top of his lungs for help. The lion stalks up to him and says, "Shut up or you'll get us both fired!"

Buh dum shh.

Funny!! :)

mahawahha

@blvdstudios

I'm already following you on Twitter, FriendFeed, RSS, etc.

Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your type here"

lol.. that's very funny!

Already following you on Twitter and FriendFeed. @rkdd gimme gimme gimme? :D

Walking home from work once, I saw a dude carrying a sleeping bag & pillow, a few grocery bags, and a duffle bag (entirely too much to carry at once). He clumsily tripped and had a magnificent fall with equally magnificent noise (I imagine a donkey getting kicked square in the jewels would sound similar). As I passed by, I told him "it probably won't make you feel any better, but that made my fuckin day!!"

That one is so interesting, I've read some excerpt of it and seems awesome.

For the #1 step, I was already following your RSS with Netvibes. I joined FriendFeed and added yours, I'll give it a try as you advised ;) And already have your twitter too.
I use either Frédéric Bourgeon, Frenetikfred or Frenetik as nicknames.

@frenetik for twitter.

And the joke:

A monkey gets into a bar and asks the barman:
"Do you have bananas?"
"No, we don't have bananas."
"Do you have bananas?"
"No, we dont' have any."
"Do you have bananas?"
"No, are you deaf or what!! If you ask me again if I have bananas I nail down your tongue on the bar counter!!!
"Do you have studs?"
"No"
"Do you have bananas?"

It made me laugh this afternoon again, for the 168 time. Not the best joke ever, but always efficient and never gets old.

Yeehaw, that book is awesome.
I would love one.

I confirm subscribing to all of the above...although I was already on your twitter feed.

Joke:
Why are pirates, pirates??


because the aaaaarrrrr!

I confirm
Twiiter = AntidoteCr8tive

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mummy', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.

LOL, nice one.

Always thought about friendfeed, thanks for the push!

twitter ID: simplexstudios
Already following your rss on netvibes

As for the joke my nephew told me this one:
Q: Why did the pope cross the road?


A: He crosses everything!

Twitter ID : Kinaton
Friendfeed: kinaton
RSS: subscribed.

I confirm I have followed the points in #1 to the letter.

Joke: blonde girl in a car crash, the doctor thinks she has concussion.. he says to her how many fingers am I holding up.. she replied "oh god my pussy is numb too"

I'm in for The Big Yellow Book too! I'm very pleased with my Helvetica Moleskine but a font book will be very helpful too!
@frankdasilva